“Key, what do you think of cats?” He grunts. He growls. He huffs. Just about anything to show his resentment. Obviously, he hates cats; he thinks they aren’t very nice.
When Key was asked why, it turns out he wanted to play with the cats, but they wouldn’t let him. You know, kind of like that scene on Mean Girls.
Key said the cats wanted him to “go home”. That’s why he hates cats so much you can practically hear him say “Pffft!!!” (Personally, if I were a kitty, and I see a huge dog like Key, I wouldn’t want to play with him either.)
“What can you say about the people who say that you act like a cat? Are you part cat?” Key scoffed. He is most definitely NOT a cat! He is a 100 percent hooman. Key is convinced there is no difference between him and his owner, not even in the way they speak. I believe he thinks they both share the same accent.
His owner goes on asking what he thinks of cats until the truth is finally revealed…
“Do you like cats?” Key answers with a resigned sigh: Of course I do. Fluffy.
It turns out Key really likes cats because they are cute and fluffy (much like a smaller version of himself, if he only learns to look in the mirror.)
“Do they like you?” No. Straight to the point.
“What happens when you speak to them?” They hiss, you know. They all do.
He’s lucky the cats didn’t give him a claw slash which will put Wolverine to shame.
“They’re not very friendly are they?” Key sits up straight and agrees.
Watch a very vocal Key who loves sharing his opinions on just about everything:
Source: K’eyush The Stunt Dog via YouTube